Dear lovely and loquacious blogosphere:
Stop updating your blogs, already. Give a girl a break, will ya?  I’ve got a metric crapload of work to do, not including writing a concise yet scintillating article on wikis (of which I know wittle abowt) and YOU KEEP POSTING.  Which means I have to keep reading.

If you could, I don’t know, step away from the collective computers for three hours so I can Get Shit Done, I’d be much obliged.  It’s hard enough trying to pretend it’s 40 degrees with gale force winds outside, instead of the bright, beautiful 85 degree bliss that is happening two feet from my head. I can smell fresh-cut grass and it’s killing me.  So, seriously. I mean it. Stop.

Thank ye.