I never do memes (ah, don’t we all say that?). But in the spirit of procrastination from the work I need to do this morning, I took one from Erin.

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Car seat. A cajillion toddler toys, two maps, an umbrella, a tiny jean jacket and a box of tissues.

2. When was the last time you threw up? About 3 am Christmas eve…something about Christmas dinner didn’t agree. Broke my standing 10 year no vomit record. Dammit.

3. What’s your favorite curse word? Motherfucker. Apparently, it’s getting to be my son’s favorite as well. Might need to do something about that.

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? Michael and Emerson and the woman on the phone who scheduled me for a massage on Saturday.

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Picking up toys ahead of the cleaning lady’s arrival.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Checking email.

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Probably checking email again.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yep. I used to be the token straight girl at a weekly Lesbian Poker Night in DC. Tthey broke my strip club cherry.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud? I’d like to schedule a massage, please.

10. What is the best ice cream flavor? If you are nine months pregnant, the answer is YES. Otherwise, mint chocolate chip.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Decaf coffee.

13. What was the last thing you ate? A butter cookie.

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?  Does a new bra count?

15. When was the last time you ran? Like exercise, or like running after SOMEONE? Last time I ran was in February, when I was four months pregnant. Last time I ran after someone was probably last Wednesday when a certain toddler decided to haul ass through the mall.

16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? Phillies game on television

18. Who is the last person you emailed? A former co-worker at Law & Order: Amish Division for a lunch date.

19. Ever go camping? Yes. I prefer “cabining” much better. Or “Hyatting”

20. Do you have a tan? Uh, no. That would require actually going outside in the heat. Are you insane?

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Only at a food joint, if it comes in a paper cup.

25. What did your last IM say? “Ok, maybe at 11 am EDT? Would that work for you?”

26. Are you someone’s best friend? YES.

27. What are you doing tomorrow? Worky-work, busy bee.

28. Where is your mom right now? She’s at work in New Jersey. And probably none too happy about that.

29. Look to your left, what do you see? The family room and out the window into the backyard.

30. What color is your watch? I don’t wear a watch.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia ? Beer. Boomarangs. Holy stereotypes, batman.

32. Would you consider plastic surgery? *looks down at stomach* Lord, yes.

33. What is your birthstone? Opal.

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thru.

35.How many kids do you want? We thought two kids was the limit. Now that we know we are having two boys, we most likely will be adopting a third. This body is DONE. And the possibility of three boys? AIYEEEE!

36. Do you have a dog? No way, no interest. I have a toddler, an impending baby, a husband and five chickens. And only one in that motley crew actually poops on a potty with any regularity. That is enough to deal with.

37. Last person you talked to on the phone? Massage therapist.

38. Have you met anyone famous? Yes, famous to me, anyway.

39. Any plans today? Work, work, work.

40. How many states have you lived in? Let’s see, NJ, PA, DC and VA. Four.

41. Ever go to college? Yes. Trenton State College (eff that College of New Jersey noise)

42. Where are you right now? Home office.

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? The fact that this baby isn’t making any plans to budge anytime soon. Also, husband’s inability to fold the three foot pile of clothes next to his side of the bed with any sort of regularity.

44. Last song listened to? Ingrid Michaelson – The Way I Am.

46. Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin, I think. Also some cats.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Flip-flops. Not because I love them, but they are the only things my sausage feet will fit into.

48. Are you jealous of anyone? Yes. Yes, I am.

50. Is anyone jealous of you? Hahahahhahahaha!

51. What time is it? 10:33 am

52. Do any of your friends have children? Yes.

53. Do you eat healthy? I ate extremely healthy until about month five of this pregnancy. And the last month or so are best to be forgotten in the annals of eating history. I figure I’ve got two more weeks before I have to give up my serious ice cream addiction.

54. What do you usually do during the day? I work in front of a computer. ALL. DAY.

55. Do you hate anyone right now? I don’t think so. But with the hormones, give it five minutes…I might change my mind.

56. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily? Yes, I’m on the phone constantly for work.

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 36… thanks for reminding me.

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Not since I was very young. I get sick on rides. See no-vomit record above.

60. How did you get one of your scars? Having one of 7,045 moles removed.